October 15, 2009

Teen suspended after small pocket knife was found in his car's survival kit

A 17-year old teen in Troy, NY was suspended after Lansingburgh school officials discovered a teen was keeping a small pocket knife in his car's survival kit.

Mathew Whalen, a senior of Lansingburgh High in Troy, NY said he stocks his car with a sleeping bag, water, ready-to-eat meal and the small knife. Whalen received the knife as a gift from his grandfather, a police chief in a nearby town.

Troy school districts have a zero tolerance when it comes to weapons, and any type of weapon found leads to a suspension.

Click here to read more from FoxNews.

October 11, 2009

Marge Simpson Makes the Cover of Playboy

Marge Simpson has made the November 2009 cover of playboy. Instead of going after Hugh Hefner the way Suzanne Summers did when her nude photos picture's became public back in the 80s.

Instead Marge insisted that Hef higher Homer in his mansion for life. Homer is now Hef's personal pajama rack.

Marge Simpson has gone where no animated character has gone before - on the cover of Playboy magazine.





FoxNews - As part of The Simpsons' 20th anniversary shenanigans, Marge has been honored with both the November 2009 cover and a three-page pictorial (that's what they call photo spreads in Playboy) featuring Marge in various states of undress.

How did this come about? Well, let's just say the new CEO of Playboy's name is Scott Flanders.

Yes, Flanders.

FOXNews.com can also report exclusively that Playboy is in high-level talks with other female animated characters.

Click the slideshow to see Marge's Playboy cover, and find out what is being offered to some of your other favorite pen-and-ink starlets.

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